The Chuck Norris fact you've never heard before
Chuck Norris did in fact cry once. Thousands of years ago, God showed him how wicked and corrupt mankind had become. Chuck Norris cried for 40 days and 40 nights, causing the Flood, and the rainbow is God's promise to never make Chuck Norris cry again.
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