My comment over at Three Sources
. (In case you never heard about it, the last sentence is to Obama being called a "lightworker."
Clearly the WSJ is run by right-wing extremists who bitterly cling to guns and religion. They will be the first to go to the Saint Obamus Re-Education Camps for the Economically Insensitive.
Saint Obamus hath promised much unto the 95%, and yea, do any of ye doubt him?
Indeed, the parable of the virgins is now thus:
Then shall the kingdom of heaven be likened unto twenty virgins, which took their lamps, and went forth to meet the bridegroom, Obamus.
And one was wise, but nineteen were foolish.
They that were foolish took their lamps, and took no oil with them:
But the one wise took oil in her vessel with her lamp.
While the bridegroom tarried, they all slumbered and slept.
And at midnight there was a cry made, Behold, the bridegroom cometh; go ye out to meet him.
Then all those virgins arose, and trimmed their lamps.
And the foolish said unto the wise, Give us of your oil; for our lamps are gone out.
But the wise answered, saying, Not so; lest there be not enough for me and you: but go ye rather to them that sell, and buy for yourselves.
And Obamus appeared and said, Verily I say unto you, unfair are you to the others, and I shall take of your oil and redistribute unto them. It mattereth not that you have been faithful and watching, for lo, thou hast been economically insensitive in not giving despite their foolishness.
And so Obamus took her oil, and it being insufficient for the needs of all, soon all their lamps went out and none had any light.
("Socialist governments traditionally do make a financial mess. They always run out of other people's money." - Margaret Thatcher)
And there was much weeping and gnashing of teeth, for they realized that Obamus had no light of his own.