The wide weird world of spam

You can never make this stuff up:

Dear Sir:
We are professional food machine manfucturing company in Taiwan.
We have 40 years of business experience.
We are not only manufacture machinery.
We also provide professional planning design and support.
Our quality of serviceamd technological standards are stabe and renovatve.
Our objective is to be customer service orientd,and to provide the
Best possible food and beverage machinery.
We are currently in the prcess of expanding our overseas market.
If you are interested in what we have to offer,
we would be happy tohear from you.
Our objective is to be customer service orientd,and to provide the
Best possible food and beverage machinery.
We are currently in the prcess of expanding our overseas market.
If you are interested in what we have to offer, we would be happy to
hear from you.
Sincerely,
John Chen
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Tems Of Business
The whole packing facilities of mineral water
The whole plant for juice Equipment
The whole plant for Milk Equipment
The whole plant for soybean and rice drink
The whole plan packing line for wine
Canned Foods Machinery
Evaporater
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Contact information:Pleaes contact Jill wang at:
Tel:[removed]
Fax:[removed]
E-mail:[removed]@ms43.hinet.net
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Automatic empty bottle unsrambler
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Automatic Filling Capping Machine
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CONVEYOR
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FULLY AUTOMATIC BOX PACKER/UNPACKER
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AUTO UNIFORM FLAP FOLDING & CARTON SEALER
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Automatic Plastic Cap Capping Machine
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STEAM VACUUM CAPPER
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I'm still trying to figure out what the terms actually mean, and what the listed devices could possibly be. Even accounting for the bad English, I'm not sure what an "Automatic empty bottle unsrambler" or "steam vacuum capper" could be.