What does Perry need?

Jacqueline Passey blogged about a game she just learned. Google "[your name] needs" and be prepared to chuckle. For me, we get:

Perry needs major candle on his cake

I first thought, "Huh?" It's about Kenny Perry, a great PGA golfer who has yet to win a major.

Perry needs a porsche's Website

How about just a Porsche instead?

Perry needs film friends

I prefer real people, myself.

Perry needs Steven Tyler exactly as much as Tyler needs him -- but since Tyler ...

And he doesn't need me.

[Where] Perry needs help is the ballad/slower songs.

But crooning is my favorite singing style! Perry doesn't really do ballads or slow songs.

If you go to the third page of search results, you find that I need a bear doctor, according to perrybear.com.