"Who needs men when there's anatomically correct bar stools?"

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Matt Drudge has a hilarious list of reader-submitted headlines for a photo of Maureen Dowd. My favorites:

• "For TimesSelect's amazingly low price of $49.95 a year you also get..."
  
  
• "Who needs men when there's anatomically correct bar stools?"
  
  
• "If You Want To Keep The Beer Cold, Put It Next To My Heart."
  
  
• "I'm sorry, lady, it's closing time. You're going to have to leave."